2006-11-25
Original: 2006-11-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red hair lies on green grass, head turned to the side, eyes closed, with blood spattered on his face and trickling from his mouth. He appears to be dying or dead.
Caption (below panel): As final thoughts go "unicorns are real" is one of the better ones.
Votey:
A hand-drawn unicorn's head in profile, with a speech bubble.
Unicorn: Real as it gets muthafucka
A man with red hair lies on green grass, head turned to the side, eyes closed, with blood spattered on his face and trickling from his mouth. He appears to be dying or dead.
Caption (below panel): As final thoughts go "unicorns are real" is one of the better ones.
Votey:
A hand-drawn unicorn's head in profile, with a speech bubble.
Unicorn: Real as it gets muthafucka
Alt text
Main comic: A single panel shows a red-haired man lying on green grass, his head turned to the side with eyes closed, blood spattered across his cheek and dripping from his mouth, clearly dying or just dead. The caption below reads: "As final thoughts go 'unicorns are real' is one of the better ones." The joke: in his final moment the man's last thought is that unicorns are real, framed as a comparatively pleasant thing to die believing.
Votey: A crudely hand-drawn unicorn head in profile with its horn prominent, saying in a speech bubble, "Real as it gets muthafucka" — confirming, defiantly, that the dying man's vision was true.
Votey: A crudely hand-drawn unicorn head in profile with its horn prominent, saying in a speech bubble, "Real as it gets muthafucka" — confirming, defiantly, that the dying man's vision was true.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.