2003-04-02
Original: 2003-04-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with blond hair in a red shirt holds open a glass door (labeled "PUSH") for a blonde woman in a yellow vest and pink shirt who is walking through it. Both have unhappy, scowling expressions.
Man (shouting): "GAH! YOU'RE LUCKY I'M A GENTLEMAN BECAUSE WOW YOU'RE UGLY!"
Votey:
A black-and-white sketch of the same man's face, looking sour. Above him is a thought bubble.
Man (thinking): "I HOPE SOMEONE APPRECIATES MY SUFFERING"
A man with blond hair in a red shirt holds open a glass door (labeled "PUSH") for a blonde woman in a yellow vest and pink shirt who is walking through it. Both have unhappy, scowling expressions.
Man (shouting): "GAH! YOU'RE LUCKY I'M A GENTLEMAN BECAUSE WOW YOU'RE UGLY!"
Votey:
A black-and-white sketch of the same man's face, looking sour. Above him is a thought bubble.
Man (thinking): "I HOPE SOMEONE APPRECIATES MY SUFFERING"
Alt text
A blond man in a red shirt holds open a glass door marked "PUSH" for a blonde woman in a yellow vest, both wearing irritated scowls. He shouts at her: "GAH! YOU'RE LUCKY I'M A GENTLEMAN BECAUSE WOW YOU'RE UGLY!" -- being polite while being openly insulting. Votey: a black-and-white sketch of the same man's sour face, thinking to himself, "I HOPE SOMEONE APPRECIATES MY SUFFERING."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.