2003-04-17
Original: 2003-04-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A driving instructor sits in the passenger seat of a car bearing a "STUDENT DRIVER" sign; a young man drives.
Instructor: "Now, if you take a right turn too hard, down comes Madame Guillotine."
Caption (below comic): Sure the system was cruel, but the survivors had amazing right turns.
Votey:
Close-up of a man's head and shoulders, speaking.
Man: "Dammit. Stuck again. I need to make this thing taller."
A driving instructor sits in the passenger seat of a car bearing a "STUDENT DRIVER" sign; a young man drives.
Instructor: "Now, if you take a right turn too hard, down comes Madame Guillotine."
Caption (below comic): Sure the system was cruel, but the survivors had amazing right turns.
Votey:
Close-up of a man's head and shoulders, speaking.
Man: "Dammit. Stuck again. I need to make this thing taller."
Alt text
A driving instructor rides shotgun in a car marked with a "STUDENT DRIVER" sign while a young man grips the wheel. The instructor warns, "Now, if you take a right turn too hard, down comes Madame Guillotine," implying an actual guillotine is rigged over the driver. The caption reads: "Sure the system was cruel, but the survivors had amazing right turns." Votey: a close-up of a frustrated man complaining, "Dammit. Stuck again. I need to make this thing taller" — the blade is catching on tall survivors and he wants to raise it.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.