2003-03-24
Original: 2003-03-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A kitchen scene. A man with brown hair sits at a table reading a newspaper, a cup on the table in front of him. A blonde woman in a pink shirt and dark skirt stands at the kitchen counter holding up a carton of orange juice, smiling at it.
Woman: "MMM, ORANGE JUICE."
Caption (below the panel): So, I divorced her.
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face glaring, with a speech bubble.
Man: "TREE KILLER!"
A kitchen scene. A man with brown hair sits at a table reading a newspaper, a cup on the table in front of him. A blonde woman in a pink shirt and dark skirt stands at the kitchen counter holding up a carton of orange juice, smiling at it.
Woman: "MMM, ORANGE JUICE."
Caption (below the panel): So, I divorced her.
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face glaring, with a speech bubble.
Man: "TREE KILLER!"
Alt text
A single-panel SMBC comic set in a kitchen. A brown-haired man sits at a table reading a newspaper, a cup beside him. A blonde woman in a pink shirt stands at the counter happily holding up a carton of orange juice and says, "Mmm, orange juice." A caption beneath the panel reads, "So, I divorced her." The joke: the narrator divorced his wife over something trivial-seeming, her enjoying orange juice. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of a glaring man's face shouting in a speech bubble, "Tree killer!" — implying the orange juice (oranges from trees) is what made it an unforgivable offense.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.