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2003-04-16

Original: 2003-04-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (single panel):

A wedding ceremony. An officiant stands at a podium reading from papers, a groom in a tuxedo stands beside him, and a blonde bride in a white dress and tiara stands across from them, holding hands with the groom.

Officiant: "AND DO YOU, JON, TAKE SALLY..."

Groom (thought, in a thought-bubble): "SO THAT'S HER NAME!"

Votey:

Close-up of the groom's face, looking pensive.

Groom: "I LOVE YOU, SULLY."

Alt text

Main panel: A wedding against a magenta background. An officiant reads vows from a podium, a brown-haired groom in a tuxedo stands beside him, and a blonde bride in a white dress and tiara holds the groom's hands. The officiant says, "And do you, Jon, take Sally..." The groom thinks, in a thought bubble, "So that's her name!" -- he has only just learned his bride's name at the altar. Votey: A close-up of the groom's face, looking thoughtful. He says, "I love you, Sully" -- having already mangled the name he just heard.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.