2003-03-25
Original: 2003-03-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A researcher in a white coat and glasses sits observing a baby through what appears to be a one-way window or monitor. The researcher holds a clipboard.
Researcher (speech bubble): INTERESTING...
Researcher's clipboard reads: BABIES ARE STUPID
On the screen/window, a label reads: TIMMY AGE: 0.4
The baby (Timmy) sits in front of a chalkboard showing "2 + 2 = ?".
Timmy (speech bubble): GAH!
Votey:
Close-up of the researcher's face, looking displeased/judgmental.
Researcher (speech bubble): ALSO IGNORANT.
A researcher in a white coat and glasses sits observing a baby through what appears to be a one-way window or monitor. The researcher holds a clipboard.
Researcher (speech bubble): INTERESTING...
Researcher's clipboard reads: BABIES ARE STUPID
On the screen/window, a label reads: TIMMY AGE: 0.4
The baby (Timmy) sits in front of a chalkboard showing "2 + 2 = ?".
Timmy (speech bubble): GAH!
Votey:
Close-up of the researcher's face, looking displeased/judgmental.
Researcher (speech bubble): ALSO IGNORANT.
Alt text
A researcher in a white coat and round glasses sits holding a clipboard, observing a baby through a monitor or window. The researcher says, "Interesting..." The clipboard in their hands reads "BABIES ARE STUPID." On the screen, labeled "TIMMY AGE: 0.4," a baby sits in front of a chalkboard reading "2 + 2 = ?" and exclaims "GAH!" The joke: a scientist gravely studying a 0.4-year-old infant and concluding the obvious. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the researcher's disapproving face adding a second deadpan finding, "Also ignorant."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.