2003-03-19
Original: 2003-03-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Doctor (a man in a white coat and glasses, holding a clipboard, standing dramatically with arms spread): "HIS CONDITION IS SERIOUS, BUT ITS LOCATION IS HILARIOUS!"
Caption (below the panel): The lighter side of your husband's colonoscopy results!
Votey:
The doctor's face, lit dramatically: "The spotlight really helps sell the jokes."
Doctor (a man in a white coat and glasses, holding a clipboard, standing dramatically with arms spread): "HIS CONDITION IS SERIOUS, BUT ITS LOCATION IS HILARIOUS!"
Caption (below the panel): The lighter side of your husband's colonoscopy results!
Votey:
The doctor's face, lit dramatically: "The spotlight really helps sell the jokes."
Alt text
A wild-eyed doctor in a white coat and glasses stands in a dramatic, theatrical pose against a glowing yellow spotlight background, arms thrown wide, holding up a clipboard. He grins and proclaims, "HIS CONDITION IS SERIOUS, BUT ITS LOCATION IS HILARIOUS!" In the foreground, the back of a gray-haired woman's head faces him. A caption beneath reads: "The lighter side of your husband's colonoscopy results!" Votey: A close-up of the doctor's spotlit face as he says, "The spotlight really helps sell the jokes."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.