2003-04-04
Original: 2003-04-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man in a suit and dark sunglasses stands holding a small child in a red and pink outfit. Facing him across a desk (with a keyboard and monitor) is a man in a white suit with dark slicked-back hair, gesturing with his hand raised.
Man in white suit: YOU ACTUALLY KILLED MY MOM?! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO LITERAL ALL THE TIME?!
Caption (below panel): In this part of Manhattan, "kill my mom" was slang for "kill my dad."
Votey:
Close-up of the man with dark slicked-back hair and glasses, looking irritated.
Man: USE MORE PRECISE VERBIAGE, COCKSUCKER.
A man in a suit and dark sunglasses stands holding a small child in a red and pink outfit. Facing him across a desk (with a keyboard and monitor) is a man in a white suit with dark slicked-back hair, gesturing with his hand raised.
Man in white suit: YOU ACTUALLY KILLED MY MOM?! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO LITERAL ALL THE TIME?!
Caption (below panel): In this part of Manhattan, "kill my mom" was slang for "kill my dad."
Votey:
Close-up of the man with dark slicked-back hair and glasses, looking irritated.
Man: USE MORE PRECISE VERBIAGE, COCKSUCKER.
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Main panel: In an office, a man in a black suit and sunglasses holds a small child in a red-and-pink outfit, standing across a desk (with keyboard and monitor) from another man in a white suit with slicked-back dark hair, who raises his hand and shouts, "You ACTUALLY killed my mom?! Why do you have to be so literal all the time?!" A caption below reads: "In this part of Manhattan, 'kill my mom' was slang for 'kill my dad.'" The joke: the suited man took a slang request literally and committed the wrong murder. Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the irritated white-suited man, who snaps, "Use more precise verbiage, cocksucker."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.