ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2003-03-28

Original: 2003-03-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman with curly blonde hair, in a red top, sits at a restaurant table across from a man whose head has a large pink pig grafted onto his face. She holds up a printed photo, frowning.
Man (with the pig face): OH SORRY, THAT MUST'VE BEEN TAKEN BEFORE I HAD THE PIG GRAFTED ONTO MY FACE.
The pig (small speech bubble): WHEE!

Caption (below panel): The trouble with Internet dating.

Votey:
Close-up of the pig-faced man's head.
A voice from off-panel (incoming speech bubble): SO, I UNDERSTAND YOU LIKE CASUAL ENCOUNTERS

Alt text

Main comic: A woman with curly blonde hair in a red top sits at a restaurant table on a date. Across from her is a man in a blue jacket whose face is mostly covered by a large pink pig that has been grafted onto it. The woman frowns and holds up a printed photograph. The man says, 'Oh sorry, that must've been taken before I had the pig grafted onto my face.' The grafted pig itself cheerfully exclaims, 'Whee!' A caption beneath the panel reads: 'The trouble with Internet dating.' The joke is that the man looks nothing like his dating-profile photo because, since then, he has had a live pig grafted over his face.

Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the pig-faced man's head in black-and-white line art. An off-panel voice asks, 'So, I understand you like casual encounters' — a pun riffing on the Craigslist 'Casual Encounters' personals section.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.