You Sir
Original: You Sir on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man stands on a stage at a podium, holding a microphone, addressing a crowd in the manner of a stand-up comedian or roast host.
Man (into microphone): "HEY PENCIL-DICK, IS THAT YOUR WIFE OR A RESCUE FROM THE SPCA, AM I RIGHT?"
Crowd member (thought/speech, smiling): "WOW, WHAT A GREAT INAUGURATION SPEECH. THIS MAN IS A FIGHTER."
Caption (below panel): Politics morphed into a straightforward roast of the public so gradually that nobody noticed the change.
Votey:
Text above a smiling round face: "IF HE HATES ME THIS HARD, IMAGINE HOW MUCH HE HATES MY ENEMIES!"
The face below grins contentedly.
A man stands on a stage at a podium, holding a microphone, addressing a crowd in the manner of a stand-up comedian or roast host.
Man (into microphone): "HEY PENCIL-DICK, IS THAT YOUR WIFE OR A RESCUE FROM THE SPCA, AM I RIGHT?"
Crowd member (thought/speech, smiling): "WOW, WHAT A GREAT INAUGURATION SPEECH. THIS MAN IS A FIGHTER."
Caption (below panel): Politics morphed into a straightforward roast of the public so gradually that nobody noticed the change.
Votey:
Text above a smiling round face: "IF HE HATES ME THIS HARD, IMAGINE HOW MUCH HE HATES MY ENEMIES!"
The face below grins contentedly.
Alt text
A man in a suit stands at a podium on a stage, holding a microphone like a stand-up comic doing a roast. He says into the mic, "Hey pencil-dick, is that your wife or a rescue from the SPCA, am I right?" A smiling person in the crowd responds admiringly, "Wow, what a great inauguration speech. This man is a fighter." A caption beneath the panel reads: "Politics morphed into a straightforward roast of the public so gradually that nobody noticed the change." Votey (aftercomic): a simple smiling round face appears beneath the text, "If he hates me this hard, imagine how much he hates my enemies!" The face grins, pleased.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.