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Id

Original: Id on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Father (a man with glasses and a red shirt): Sally, did you clean your room like I told you to?
Sally (a young girl): I IDN'T IDN'T.

Panel 2:
Father: What?
Sally: "IDN'T" IS THE IMAGINARY NEGATION. USE IT TWICE AND IT CHANGES TO "DIDN'T." FOUR TIMES, IT RETURNS TO "DID."

Panel 3:
Father: So...
Sally: I IDN'T IDN'T IDN'T IDN'T NOT.

Panel 4:
Father: Is this a real thing or did you make it up?
Sally: I IDN'T.

Votey:
Caption: PEOPLE LOVE RELATEABLE HUMOR
(A comedian/performer stands on a stage at a podium, addressing two audience members seated below. One audience member is labeled "Pokemon.")

Alt text

A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A man with glasses in a red shirt asks his young daughter, "Sally, did you clean your room like I told you to?" She replies, "I IDN'T IDN'T." Panel 2: He says "What?" and she explains, "'IDN'T' is the imaginary negation. Use it twice and it changes to 'didn't.' Four times, it returns to 'did.'" Panel 3: He says "So..." and she answers, "I IDN'T IDN'T IDN'T IDN'T NOT." Panel 4: He asks, "Is this a real thing or did you make it up?" and she simply says, "I IDN'T." The joke is a play on imaginary numbers, where 'idn't' behaves like the imaginary unit i, cycling through negations. Votey aftercomic: A loose black-and-white sketch captioned "PEOPLE LOVE RELATEABLE HUMOR" shows a performer standing at a podium on stage addressing two seated audience members, one of whom is labeled "Pokemon."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.