Flux
Original: Flux on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with grey hair and a goatee, looking angry: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND OUT HOW MUCH-FLUX I WAS MOVING?
Panel 2:
A man in a fedora and trench coat, in shadow: I GUESS YOU DIDN'T REALIZE YOUR ANS-WAS GUERILADED THE SURFACE IS CLOSING NOW... YOU SON OF A BITCH.
Panel 3:
The man in the fedora fires a gun. Sound effects: BANG! BANG!
Caption below the comic: My favorite gritty remake was the one for Griffith's Introduction to Electrodynamics, Third Edition.
Votey:
(THE 4TH MOVIE WAS THE SAME AS THE THIRD, BUT ALL THE HOMEWORK PROBLEM NUMBERS CHANGED)
A man with grey hair and a goatee, looking angry: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND OUT HOW MUCH-FLUX I WAS MOVING?
Panel 2:
A man in a fedora and trench coat, in shadow: I GUESS YOU DIDN'T REALIZE YOUR ANS-WAS GUERILADED THE SURFACE IS CLOSING NOW... YOU SON OF A BITCH.
Panel 3:
The man in the fedora fires a gun. Sound effects: BANG! BANG!
Caption below the comic: My favorite gritty remake was the one for Griffith's Introduction to Electrodynamics, Third Edition.
Votey:
(THE 4TH MOVIE WAS THE SAME AS THE THIRD, BUT ALL THE HOMEWORK PROBLEM NUMBERS CHANGED)
Alt text
A three-panel comic drawn in a dark, gritty, noir style. Panel 1: a grey-haired man with a goatee shouts angrily, "How the fuck did you find out how much flux I was moving?" Panel 2: a shadowy man in a fedora and trench coat replies with menacing, mangled tough-guy dialogue about the man's flux being discovered and time running out, ending "...you son of a bitch." Panel 3: the fedora man fires a pistol with loud red "BANG! BANG!" sound effects. The caption below reads: "My favorite gritty remake was the one for Griffith's Introduction to Electrodynamics, Third Edition." The joke recasts a physics textbook (famous for electromagnetic flux problems) as a hardboiled crime drama. Votey (aftercomic): plain hand-lettered text in a box reading "(The 4th movie was the same as the third, but all the homework problem numbers changed)" — a jab at how new textbook editions mostly just renumber the homework.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.