ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

Turn

Original: Turn on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel, all dialogue against a black background):

First speaker: "C'mon baby, we each do a quarter rotation and we can hit 180 degrees! It's possible!"

Second speaker (smaller speech bubble): "But... why?"

First speaker (replying): "To become a single, MOIST surface, transcending orientation."

Caption below the panel: "We later broke up due to Edward's lack of interest in the Möbius 69."

Votey:
A single speech bubble: "Technically, it's also a Möbius 96"

Alt text

A single all-black panel containing only white speech bubbles, no visible characters. The largest bubble reads: "C'mon baby, we each do a quarter rotation and we can hit 180 degrees! It's possible!" A small bubble responds: "But... why?" Another bubble answers: "To become a single, MOIST surface, transcending orientation" (the word MOIST is italicized). A caption beneath the panel reads: "We later broke up due to Edward's lack of interest in the Möbius 69." The joke riffs on a Möbius strip—a one-sided surface—as a euphemism for a sexual position. The votey (aftercomic) is a small black square with a single speech bubble: "Technically, it's also a Möbius 96," noting that flipping 69 still reads the same on a one-sided surface.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.