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Original: Turn on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel, all dialogue against a black background):
First speaker: "C'mon baby, we each do a quarter rotation and we can hit 180 degrees! It's possible!"
Second speaker (smaller speech bubble): "But... why?"
First speaker (replying): "To become a single, MOIST surface, transcending orientation."
Caption below the panel: "We later broke up due to Edward's lack of interest in the Möbius 69."
Votey:
A single speech bubble: "Technically, it's also a Möbius 96"
First speaker: "C'mon baby, we each do a quarter rotation and we can hit 180 degrees! It's possible!"
Second speaker (smaller speech bubble): "But... why?"
First speaker (replying): "To become a single, MOIST surface, transcending orientation."
Caption below the panel: "We later broke up due to Edward's lack of interest in the Möbius 69."
Votey:
A single speech bubble: "Technically, it's also a Möbius 96"
Alt text
A single all-black panel containing only white speech bubbles, no visible characters. The largest bubble reads: "C'mon baby, we each do a quarter rotation and we can hit 180 degrees! It's possible!" A small bubble responds: "But... why?" Another bubble answers: "To become a single, MOIST surface, transcending orientation" (the word MOIST is italicized). A caption beneath the panel reads: "We later broke up due to Edward's lack of interest in the Möbius 69." The joke riffs on a Möbius strip—a one-sided surface—as a euphemism for a sexual position. The votey (aftercomic) is a small black square with a single speech bubble: "Technically, it's also a Möbius 96," noting that flipping 69 still reads the same on a one-sided surface.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.