Dress
Original: Dress on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (a woman at a party, looking dismayed): OH MY GOD THIS IS EMBARRASSING. SHE'S WEARING THE SAME DRESS AS ME.
Panel 1 (a companion next to her): SHEG... NOT?
Panel 2 (the woman, now angry, gesturing): CAN YOU COUNT? IT'S CLEARLY A 4-HOLED SPHERE JUST LIKE MINE.
Caption below: This is why topologists never go to parties.
Votey:
(A man with a sly grin): OH, WAIT! I JUST HAVE TO STAB HER IN THE BACK AND WE CAN BE SEEN TOGETHER.
Panel 1 (a companion next to her): SHEG... NOT?
Panel 2 (the woman, now angry, gesturing): CAN YOU COUNT? IT'S CLEARLY A 4-HOLED SPHERE JUST LIKE MINE.
Caption below: This is why topologists never go to parties.
Votey:
(A man with a sly grin): OH, WAIT! I JUST HAVE TO STAB HER IN THE BACK AND WE CAN BE SEEN TOGETHER.
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic set at a party. In the first panel, a woman looks dismayed and says, "Oh my god this is embarrassing. She's wearing the same dress as me," while a companion replies, "She's... not?" In the second panel the woman, now angry and gesturing, insists, "Can you count? It's clearly a 4-holed sphere just like mine," framing dresses in topological terms (number of holes) rather than appearance. A caption reads: "This is why topologists never go to parties." Votey aftercomic: a grinning man's face says, "Oh, wait! I just have to stab her in the back and we can be seen together" - punning that adding a hole (a stab wound) would change her topology so the two dresses would no longer be topologically equivalent.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.