eat-4
Original: eat-4 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with blue/teal hair faces a woman with curly light-brown hair and round glasses.
Man: SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING "UNIQUE" TO HUMANS IS FOUND ELSEWHERE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.
Woman: WRONG!
Panel 2:
Close-up of the woman, frowning intently.
Woman: MANKIND ALONE HAS ARTIFICIALLY SELECTED A BREED OF SHEEP TO HAVE LARGE HUMAN-LIKE BUTTOCKS, PURELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF EATING THAT ASS.
Panel 3:
The man looks puzzled.
Man: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Woman: GOOGLE KURDYUK. IT'S A DELICACY.
Panel 4:
The woman, now looking slightly worried/grimacing, while the man stands behind her.
Man: ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET US NOT PRY TOO DEEPLY INTO HUMAN UNIQUENESS.
Woman: NEXT GOATS, THEN PIGS, THEN ALL LIVESTOCK.
Votey:
A large empty bordered panel with tiny text in the middle.
Text: (sorry)
A man with blue/teal hair faces a woman with curly light-brown hair and round glasses.
Man: SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING "UNIQUE" TO HUMANS IS FOUND ELSEWHERE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.
Woman: WRONG!
Panel 2:
Close-up of the woman, frowning intently.
Woman: MANKIND ALONE HAS ARTIFICIALLY SELECTED A BREED OF SHEEP TO HAVE LARGE HUMAN-LIKE BUTTOCKS, PURELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF EATING THAT ASS.
Panel 3:
The man looks puzzled.
Man: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Woman: GOOGLE KURDYUK. IT'S A DELICACY.
Panel 4:
The woman, now looking slightly worried/grimacing, while the man stands behind her.
Man: ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET US NOT PRY TOO DEEPLY INTO HUMAN UNIQUENESS.
Woman: NEXT GOATS, THEN PIGS, THEN ALL LIVESTOCK.
Votey:
A large empty bordered panel with tiny text in the middle.
Text: (sorry)
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A man with teal hair says, "Seems like everything 'unique' to humans is found elsewhere in the animal kingdom." A woman with curly hair and round glasses shouts, "Wrong!" Panel 2: Close-up of the woman, scowling: "Mankind alone has artificially selected a breed of sheep to have large human-like buttocks, purely for the purpose of eating that ass." Panel 3: The puzzled man asks, "What are you talking about?" The woman replies cheerfully, "Google kurdyuk. It's a delicacy." Panel 4: The woman now looks a bit uneasy as the man says, "On second thought, let us not pry too deeply into human uniqueness." She presses on: "Next goats, then pigs, then all livestock." The joke flips the usual "humans aren't special" claim by citing a genuinely human-unique (and unsettling) feat of selective breeding. Votey (aftercomic): a large empty panel with tiny text in the center reading "(sorry)".
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.