humanities
Original: humanities on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Bearded man (holding a phone): These humanities people are all morons. If they understood the scientific method they wouldn't publish such trash.
Bespectacled man: Oh?
Panel 2:
Bearded man (thrusting his phone toward the other man): Look at this publication!
Panel 3:
Bearded man: This is a screenshot from social media of the title of a summer undergrad project at a university I've never heard of.
Bearded man: Damning, right?
Panel 4:
Bespectacled man: Wouldn't it be more scientific to reserve judgment until you have a large sample size that isn't cherrypicked?
Bearded man: I know the truth WITH MY HEART.
Votey:
A cloud of smoke (presumably the bearded man having stormed off): Remember the rule. Stats, then bash. Not the other way around.
Bearded man (holding a phone): These humanities people are all morons. If they understood the scientific method they wouldn't publish such trash.
Bespectacled man: Oh?
Panel 2:
Bearded man (thrusting his phone toward the other man): Look at this publication!
Panel 3:
Bearded man: This is a screenshot from social media of the title of a summer undergrad project at a university I've never heard of.
Bearded man: Damning, right?
Panel 4:
Bespectacled man: Wouldn't it be more scientific to reserve judgment until you have a large sample size that isn't cherrypicked?
Bearded man: I know the truth WITH MY HEART.
Votey:
A cloud of smoke (presumably the bearded man having stormed off): Remember the rule. Stats, then bash. Not the other way around.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A bearded man holding a phone tells a bespectacled man, "These humanities people are all morons. If they understood the scientific method they wouldn't publish such trash." The other man replies, "Oh?" The bearded man shoves the phone forward shouting, "Look at this publication!" He explains, "This is a screenshot from social media of the title of a summer undergrad project at a university I've never heard of," then adds, "Damning, right?" The bespectacled man counters, "Wouldn't it be more scientific to reserve judgment until you have a large sample size that isn't cherrypicked?" The bearded man, eyes closed, declares, "I know the truth WITH MY HEART." Votey: A puff of smoke where the bearded man stood, with a speech bubble saying, "Remember the rule. Stats, then bash. Not the other way around."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.