bad-2
Original: bad-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: I've been a bad, bad girl.
Panel 2:
Man: Ooooooh, how bad?
Panel 3:
Woman: I built a generative AI content farm that reworks information and ideas from human artists and journalists and then gets higher search results in the most remunerative categories.
Panel 4:
Man (recoiling in horror, shouting): LEMON?! LEMMMON!!
Votey:
Man: Actually no, let me seize this opportunity to spank SOMEONE for doing this.
Woman: I've been a bad, bad girl.
Panel 2:
Man: Ooooooh, how bad?
Panel 3:
Woman: I built a generative AI content farm that reworks information and ideas from human artists and journalists and then gets higher search results in the most remunerative categories.
Panel 4:
Man (recoiling in horror, shouting): LEMON?! LEMMMON!!
Votey:
Man: Actually no, let me seize this opportunity to spank SOMEONE for doing this.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic in a flirtatious bedroom setup. Panel 1: a woman leans toward a man and says "I've been a bad, bad girl." Panel 2: the man, intrigued, replies "Ooooooh, how bad?" Panel 3: the woman confesses, "I built a generative AI content farm that reworks information and ideas from human artists and journalists and then gets higher search results in the most remunerative categories." Panel 4: the man recoils in genuine horror and disgust, mouth wide open, screaming "LEMON?! LEMMMON!!" — calling out (presumably a safeword or another person) instead of being turned on. The joke flips a sexy confession into a real-world ethical revulsion at AI content farms. Votey (bonus panel): the same man, now calm and contemplative with a thoughtful expression, says "Actually no, let me seize this opportunity to spank SOMEONE for doing this" — reframing the spanking as deserved punishment rather than foreplay.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.