license
Original: license on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: I just sent a $10 licensing fee to MICROSOFT.
Woman: ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
Man: TO THEIR FELLATIO DIVISION?!
Caption (below panel): Allowing corporations to patent sex acts drastically improved dirty talk.
Votey:
A character (shown as a speech bubble): SORRY, CAN'T PUT MY FINGER THERE WITHOUT GETTING BILLED BY ZUCKERBERG.
Woman: I just sent a $10 licensing fee to MICROSOFT.
Woman: ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
Man: TO THEIR FELLATIO DIVISION?!
Caption (below panel): Allowing corporations to patent sex acts drastically improved dirty talk.
Votey:
A character (shown as a speech bubble): SORRY, CAN'T PUT MY FINGER THERE WITHOUT GETTING BILLED BY ZUCKERBERG.
Alt text
A comic with a single panel. A red-haired woman and a dark-haired man are close together. The woman says, "I just sent a $10 licensing fee to MICROSOFT. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED." The man responds with raised eyebrows, "TO THEIR FELLATIO DIVISION?!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "Allowing corporations to patent sex acts drastically improved dirty talk." Votey (aftercomic): a mostly black image with a single white speech bubble containing the line, "SORRY, CAN'T PUT MY FINGER THERE WITHOUT GETTING BILLED BY ZUCKERBERG."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.