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inappropriate

Original: inappropriate on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Bald bearded man (wearing a star-shaped pin): It just makes me really uncomfortable, Sally. The particular way you ask for images of orbital bodies crossing the plane of the ecliptic.

Panel 2:
Woman (Sally): What do you mean?

Panel 3:
Woman (Sally): I... it's just weird. Why don't you see that it's weird?

Panel 4:
Bald bearded man: Okay, then I'll stick to asking for images of space station capture mechanisms.

Panel 5:
Woman (Sally): And that's the other thing we need to discuss.

Panel 6 (a phone/device screen showing messages):
Send nodes!
Dock pix plz

Votey:
A man with a single wavy lock of hair, eyebrow raised: You have a FILTHY mind.

Alt text

A six-panel SMBC comic. A bald, bearded man wearing a star-shaped pin talks with a red-haired woman he calls Sally against a plain blue background. He says it makes him uncomfortable the particular way she asks for "images of orbital bodies crossing the plane of the ecliptic." Sally asks what he means and insists it's weird that he sees anything strange in it. He says he'll stick to asking for "images of space station capture mechanisms" instead, and Sally says that's the other thing they need to discuss. The final panel shows a phone screen with text messages reading "Send nodes!" and "Dock pix plz" — innocent astronomy requests written to read like crude come-ons ("send nudes" / suggestive "docking" imagery). Votey: a close-up line drawing of a smirking man with one wavy lock of hair and a raised eyebrow saying, "You have a FILTHY mind."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.