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precession

Original: precession on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):

A dark-haired man (off-panel or at the left edge, speaking): "...SO THAT WHEN I ROTATE CLOCKWISE AROUND THE Y AXIS, THEY GO UPWARD?"

A man with dark hair (gesturing, looking flustered/upset): "I DID NOT KNOW THAT AND NOW IT IS THE ONLY THING I WANT."

Caption (below the panel): Gyroscopes are the ultimate form of breast augmentation.

Votey:

A speech bubble (from a small scribbly/abstract figure): "IF YOU LIKE MY YAW YOU'LL GO NUTS FOR MY PITCH."

Alt text

A single-panel SMBC comic. A dark-haired man, hands raised and looking flustered, responds to an unseen speaker who has just asked "...so that when I rotate clockwise around the Y axis, they go upward?" The man says, "I did not know that and now it is the only thing I want." A caption beneath the panel reads: "Gyroscopes are the ultimate form of breast augmentation." The joke plays on gyroscopic rotation axes as a far-fetched method of body modification. Votey (aftercomic): a small, loosely sketched scribbly figure with a speech bubble saying, "If you like my yaw you'll go nuts for my pitch" — a flirtatious pun on the aircraft-orientation terms yaw and pitch.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.