weakness-2
Original: weakness-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Interviewer (an older woman with gray curly hair and glasses, seated behind a desk): WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS?
Panel 2:
Interviewee (a woman with reddish-brown hair): I PERCEIVE ALL DECLARATIVE STATEMENTS AS SEXUAL ADVANCES.
Panel 3:
Interviewer (now visibly alarmed): THIS IS AN OFFICE!
Panel 4:
Interviewee (holding up her hands defensively, eyes closed): WHOA, SORRY, YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE.
Votey:
The interviewer leans in, speaking: Was that an advance, or...
The interviewee, holding up a hand: I don't know.
Interviewer (an older woman with gray curly hair and glasses, seated behind a desk): WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS?
Panel 2:
Interviewee (a woman with reddish-brown hair): I PERCEIVE ALL DECLARATIVE STATEMENTS AS SEXUAL ADVANCES.
Panel 3:
Interviewer (now visibly alarmed): THIS IS AN OFFICE!
Panel 4:
Interviewee (holding up her hands defensively, eyes closed): WHOA, SORRY, YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE.
Votey:
The interviewer leans in, speaking: Was that an advance, or...
The interviewee, holding up a hand: I don't know.
Alt text
A four-panel comic set in a job interview. Panel 1: An older woman with gray curly hair and glasses sits behind a desk and asks, "What is your greatest weakness?" Panel 2: The interviewee, a woman with reddish-brown hair, replies flatly, "I perceive all declarative statements as sexual advances." Panel 3: The interviewer, now alarmed, exclaims, "This is an office!" Panel 4: The interviewee recoils with her hands raised and eyes closed, saying, "Whoa, sorry, you're not my type" — having taken the interviewer's declarative statement as a come-on. Votey (a small extra panel): The interviewer leans forward and asks, "Was that an advance, or..." and the interviewee, raising a hand uncertainly, answers, "I don't know."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.