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Original: tabs on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman with curly orange hair sits at a desk in an office cubicle, working at a computer. A large dark silhouette of a person wearing a hat looms in the foreground (the approaching boss).
Woman (thought/exclamation): OH JEEZ, THE BOSS IS COMING, BETTER OPEN ALL MY PORN TABS!

Caption (below panel): It was hard to adjust back to office life after my job as a porn editor.

Votey:
Close-up of the same orange-haired woman looking strained/embarrassed.
Woman: I'M NOT CHECKING PAYROLL DATA! I'M IN HERE WATCHING ASSMASTERS 7 FOR CONTINUITY ERRORS!

Alt text

A woman with curly orange hair sits at a computer in an office cubicle while a large dark silhouette of a hat-wearing boss looms in the foreground. She exclaims, "Oh jeez, the boss is coming, better open all my porn tabs!" A caption below reads: "It was hard to adjust back to office life after my job as a porn editor." The joke reverses the usual office scenario: instead of hiding porn, she's reflexively opening it because that was her old job. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the same woman looking strained and defensive says, "I'm not checking payroll data! I'm in here watching Assmasters 7 for continuity errors!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.