law-2
Original: law-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A disembodied voice (God): If you did something evil, would it be ethical for me to reject you?
A woman with reddish hair: Absolutely.
Panel 2:
God: And I still get to reject you?
Woman: Bigtime.
Panel 3:
Woman: Wait, what's the point of heaven and hell then?
God: I'm trying to sort regular people from people willing to use the letter of a long-set of arbitrary, sometimes contradictory rules.
Panel 4:
Woman: I'm assembling a legal team because I have done some baaad shit.
Votey:
Handwritten text in a panel: "Like Noah's Ark."
A voice from above (God): You guys still going on about that?!
The scene shows a small figure looking up.
A disembodied voice (God): If you did something evil, would it be ethical for me to reject you?
A woman with reddish hair: Absolutely.
Panel 2:
God: And I still get to reject you?
Woman: Bigtime.
Panel 3:
Woman: Wait, what's the point of heaven and hell then?
God: I'm trying to sort regular people from people willing to use the letter of a long-set of arbitrary, sometimes contradictory rules.
Panel 4:
Woman: I'm assembling a legal team because I have done some baaad shit.
Votey:
Handwritten text in a panel: "Like Noah's Ark."
A voice from above (God): You guys still going on about that?!
The scene shows a small figure looking up.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. A woman with reddish hair stands talking to a disembodied voice from above, representing God. Panel 1 - God asks if she did something evil, would it be ethical for him to reject her; she answers "Absolutely." Panel 2 - God asks "And I still get to reject you?" and she replies "Bigtime." Panel 3 - She asks what the point of heaven and hell is, then; God explains he is trying to sort regular people from people willing to exploit the letter of a long set of arbitrary, sometimes contradictory rules. Panel 4 - She declares she is assembling a legal team because she has done some bad things, having realized loopholes are the actual sorting mechanism. Votey (aftercomic): handwritten text reads "Like Noah's Ark," and an exasperated voice from above (God) replies "You guys still going on about that?!" beside a small figure gazing upward.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.