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bar

Original: bar on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man: You know how h-bar is just Planck's constant h, but divided by 2·π?
Woman: Yeah.

Panel 2:
Man: We can put a line through any constant! There's e-bar! Ø-bar! c-bar!

Panel 3:
Man: I don't say "one," I say "1-bar." I don't call people half-wits, I call them "π-bar-wits."

Panel 4:
Woman: You don't call anyone anything because people don't like talking to you.
Man: Ah, but imagine if they did!

Votey:
(Handwritten equations on a square sheet)
ħ = h / 2π
2̄ = 1 / π
π̄ = 1 / 2
2̄ · π̄ = 1̄

Alt text

A four-panel comic. A man with brown hair excitedly explains math to a woman. Panel 1: He says, "You know how h-bar is just Planck's constant h, but divided by 2·π?" She replies, "Yeah." Panel 2: Grinning, he says, "We can put a line through any constant! There's e-bar! Ø-bar! c-bar!" Panel 3: He goes on, "I don't say 'one,' I say '1-bar.' I don't call people half-wits, I call them 'π-bar-wits.'" Panel 4: The woman deadpans, "You don't call anyone anything because people don't like talking to you." He answers cheerfully, "Ah, but imagine if they did!" Votey (aftercomic): A square sheet of paper with handwritten equations applying the bar-notation joke: ħ = h/2π; 2-with-a-bar = 1/π; π-with-a-bar = 1/2; and (2-bar)·(π-bar) = 1-bar, the absurd takeaway that multiplying the barred constants equals a barred one.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.