beauty
Original: beauty on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (Jeff): Dear God, am I ugly?
Voice (from a glowing speech box above): Beauty is only skin deep.
Panel 2:
Voice: Under that, it's bloody meat.
Panel 3:
Voice: Inside the meat there are sacks of things like puke, urine, bile, and a long tube filled with poop.
Panel 4:
Voice: Compared to the inside of you, the skin part looks great.
Panel 5:
Man (Jeff): I feel like you're not addressing the spirit of my question.
Voice: Not even in the top 75%, Jeff.
Votey:
Voice: No uggos in heaen [sic], by the way.
Man (Jeff): Dear God, am I ugly?
Voice (from a glowing speech box above): Beauty is only skin deep.
Panel 2:
Voice: Under that, it's bloody meat.
Panel 3:
Voice: Inside the meat there are sacks of things like puke, urine, bile, and a long tube filled with poop.
Panel 4:
Voice: Compared to the inside of you, the skin part looks great.
Panel 5:
Man (Jeff): I feel like you're not addressing the spirit of my question.
Voice: Not even in the top 75%, Jeff.
Votey:
Voice: No uggos in heaen [sic], by the way.
Alt text
A man asks God whether he is ugly, and God's voice (shown as glowing yellow speech boxes) reassures him in increasingly unhelpful ways. Panel 1: the man asks, "Dear God, am I ugly?" God answers, "Beauty is only skin deep." Panel 2: "Under that, it's bloody meat." Panel 3: "Inside the meat there are sacks of things like puke, urine, bile, and a long tube filled with poop." Panel 4: "Compared to the inside of you, the skin part looks great." Panel 5: the man, now in silhouette, says, "I feel like you're not addressing the spirit of my question," and God replies, "Not even in the top 75%, Jeff." Votey: a final speech box reads, "No uggos in heaen [sic], by the way."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.