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Main comic: A single panel. In the foreground, the back of a woman's head faces a bald man with a red beard, wearing a suit and tie, who sits across from her. She says, "I'm sorry Ted. We can't be together. I can't stand your slightly sexist mathematical function jokes." The man, looking dejected, replies "SON(A BITCH)" — styled like a mathematical function notation, son() applied to 'a bitch', a pun on 'son of a bitch' as a function call. Votey: A rough sketch of a bald, clean-shaven man with a sour expression saying "FUCK(F)" — again written as a function call, fuck() applied to 'f', punning on the phrase while continuing the mathematical-function-joke gag.