gig-economy
Original: gig-economy on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (red hair): Before we go to bed... do you have a condom?
Man (dark curly hair): Yes, I'm renting one.
Panel 2:
Woman: You're what?
Man: I am RENTING a perfectly good condom because these are DIFFICULT ECONOMIC TIMES.
Panel 3:
Woman: Who rented it to you?
Man: Oh my god do you want to talk ALL DAY LONG about the economics of condom-leasing or do you want to GET IT ON?
Panel 4:
Woman: I do not.
Man: That is called CLASSISM.
Votey:
I spent six entire days trying to come up with a punchline containing the phrase "gently used."
Woman (red hair): Before we go to bed... do you have a condom?
Man (dark curly hair): Yes, I'm renting one.
Panel 2:
Woman: You're what?
Man: I am RENTING a perfectly good condom because these are DIFFICULT ECONOMIC TIMES.
Panel 3:
Woman: Who rented it to you?
Man: Oh my god do you want to talk ALL DAY LONG about the economics of condom-leasing or do you want to GET IT ON?
Panel 4:
Woman: I do not.
Man: That is called CLASSISM.
Votey:
I spent six entire days trying to come up with a punchline containing the phrase "gently used."
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A red-haired woman and a man with dark curly hair stand facing each other against a dark maroon background, about to go to bed. Panel 1: She asks, "Before we go to bed... do you have a condom?" He replies, "Yes, I'm renting one." Panel 2: She says "You're what?" and he explains, "I am RENTING a perfectly good condom because these are DIFFICULT ECONOMIC TIMES." Panel 3: She asks "Who rented it to you?" and he, now gesturing in exasperation, snaps, "Oh my god do you want to talk ALL DAY LONG about the economics of condom-leasing or do you want to GET IT ON?" Panel 4: She flatly says "I do not," and he, pointing accusingly, declares, "That is called CLASSISM." Votey (aftercomic): plain handwritten text reading, "I spent six entire days trying to come up with a punchline containing the phrase 'gently used.'"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.