productivity
Original: productivity on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (holding a notepad and pen): YOU'RE SO PROLIFIC! HOW DO YOU GET SO MUCH DONE?
Panel 2:
Man with flame-like red hair and beard: MY PHONE IS COATED IN DERMOTOXIC POISON, WHICH DISCOURAGES ME FROM CHECKING EMAIL.
Panel 3:
Woman (taking notes): YOU MUST WORK ALL THE TIME!
Panel 4:
Man (holding his reddened, injured hand): OH, I DO ALL RIGHT FOR MYSELF.
Votey:
Man (close-up, looking pained/sad): PLEASE MOVE, BLOCKING MY PHONE.
Woman (holding a notepad and pen): YOU'RE SO PROLIFIC! HOW DO YOU GET SO MUCH DONE?
Panel 2:
Man with flame-like red hair and beard: MY PHONE IS COATED IN DERMOTOXIC POISON, WHICH DISCOURAGES ME FROM CHECKING EMAIL.
Panel 3:
Woman (taking notes): YOU MUST WORK ALL THE TIME!
Panel 4:
Man (holding his reddened, injured hand): OH, I DO ALL RIGHT FOR MYSELF.
Votey:
Man (close-up, looking pained/sad): PLEASE MOVE, BLOCKING MY PHONE.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A woman holding a notepad and pen asks a red-haired, bearded man, "You're so prolific! How do you get so much done?" Panel 2: The man explains, "My phone is coated in dermotoxic poison, which discourages me from checking email." Panel 3: The woman, taking notes, says, "You must work all the time!" Panel 4: The man, now cradling a visibly red, irritated, poison-burned hand, replies, "Oh, I do all right for myself" — implying he keeps handling the poisoned phone anyway. Votey: A close-up of the man's pained, sad face as he says, "Please move, blocking my phone," revealing that despite the poison he is still desperate to use the phone.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.