service
Original: service on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A group of people (Dave's friends/coworkers) addressing Dave, a man with flame-like red hair and a beard: "Dave, we chipped in to get you this service dog, to help you deal with your problem."
Panel 2:
Dave: "What? What problem?"
Panel 3:
A service dog wearing a vest. The text on the vest reads: "Dave, Shut up about politics for like 30 seconds."
Votey:
A sketchy close-up of Dave's anguished face. A speech balloon reads: "Never!"
A group of people (Dave's friends/coworkers) addressing Dave, a man with flame-like red hair and a beard: "Dave, we chipped in to get you this service dog, to help you deal with your problem."
Panel 2:
Dave: "What? What problem?"
Panel 3:
A service dog wearing a vest. The text on the vest reads: "Dave, Shut up about politics for like 30 seconds."
Votey:
A sketchy close-up of Dave's anguished face. A speech balloon reads: "Never!"
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a group of people stand together telling Dave, a man with flame-like red hair and a beard, "Dave, we chipped in to get you this service dog, to help you deal with your problem." Panel 2: a close-up of Dave looking confused, saying "What? What problem?" Panel 3: a service dog stands wearing a vest, and the vest's text spells out the real problem: "Dave, Shut up about politics for like 30 seconds." Votey (aftercomic): a rough, frantic close-up sketch of Dave's distressed face shouting "Never!" in a speech bubble.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.