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acid

Original: acid on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Scientist (a man with orange hair, in a lab coat, looking into a microscope): THIS IS INCREDIBLE! WE FOUND SPECIES OF ACID-LOVING BACTERIA!
A woman in a lab coat enters through a doorway behind him.

Panel 2:
The woman (dark hair, white lab coat over a pink top): LET ME SEE!

Panel 3:
View through the microscope of a single cell-like bacterium with a hairy (cilia/flagella) border.
Bacterium (speech bubble coming from the cell): I CAN SMELL COLOOOOOORS LIKE THEY'RE MADE OF MUUUUUUSIC.

Votey:
A close-up of the bacterium again, hairy-bordered with an inner nucleus.
Bacterium: LOOK AT MY CILIA. LOOK AT IT.

Alt text

A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A man with orange hair in a lab coat peers into a microscope and exclaims, "This is incredible! We found species of acid-loving bacteria!" A woman in a lab coat enters behind him. Panel 2: The woman leans in and says, "Let me see!" Panel 3: The microscope's view shows a single hairy-edged bacterium, which says in a wavy speech bubble, "I can smell colooooors like they're made of muuuuusic" — the "acid-loving" bacterium is high on acid, tripping. Votey: A close-up of the same bacterium, drawn loosely in black ink, saying, "Look at my cilia. Look at it."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.