vah
Original: vah on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (caption): HOW YOU PLAN TO END TALKS:
Woman at a lectern: "And thus, the conclusion is self-evident."
Panel 2 (caption): HOW YOU ALWAYS END TALKS:
Woman at a lectern: "Uh. So. Yeah."
Panel 3 (caption): SOLUTION: CONVERT IT TO LATIN
Woman at a lectern: "Vah. Sic. Etiam."
Votey:
Handwritten on a chalkboard: ". . . v.s.e."
Woman at a lectern: "And thus, the conclusion is self-evident."
Panel 2 (caption): HOW YOU ALWAYS END TALKS:
Woman at a lectern: "Uh. So. Yeah."
Panel 3 (caption): SOLUTION: CONVERT IT TO LATIN
Woman at a lectern: "Vah. Sic. Etiam."
Votey:
Handwritten on a chalkboard: ". . . v.s.e."
Alt text
A three-panel comic showing the same bespectacled woman speaking at a lectern in each panel. Panel 1, captioned 'HOW YOU PLAN TO END TALKS:', she gestures confidently and says, 'And thus, the conclusion is self-evident.' Panel 2, captioned 'HOW YOU ALWAYS END TALKS:', she stands flat and deflated, saying awkwardly, 'Uh. So. Yeah.' Panel 3, captioned 'SOLUTION: CONVERT IT TO LATIN', she gestures confidently again but says the same fumbling words rendered as fake Latin: 'Vah. Sic. Etiam.' The joke is that translating the embarrassing filler-word ending into Latin makes it sound scholarly. Votey: a green chalkboard with handwritten chalk text reading '. . . v.s.e.', abbreviating the Latin filler phrase.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.