unfinished-business-2
Original: unfinished-business-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A translucent green ghost of a man hovers in the air, looking down at himself.
Ghost: WHAT THE... I'M DEAD, BUT STILL HERE...
Panel 2: The ghost floats behind a balding man who is slumped asleep (or dead) at a desk in front of a computer.
Ghost: I MUST HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS... WHAT WAS I DOING WHEN I DIED?
Panel 3: The ghost peers around to look at the computer monitor on the desk. The screen displays:
Remaining student loans:
$47,822.79
Panel 4: The ghost recoils, mouth open wide in dismay.
Ghost: OH COME ON!
Votey: A close-up of the ghost's face, scowling in exasperated resignation.
Ghost: SCREW THIS. I'M JUST GONNA GO TO HELL.
Ghost: WHAT THE... I'M DEAD, BUT STILL HERE...
Panel 2: The ghost floats behind a balding man who is slumped asleep (or dead) at a desk in front of a computer.
Ghost: I MUST HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS... WHAT WAS I DOING WHEN I DIED?
Panel 3: The ghost peers around to look at the computer monitor on the desk. The screen displays:
Remaining student loans:
$47,822.79
Panel 4: The ghost recoils, mouth open wide in dismay.
Ghost: OH COME ON!
Votey: A close-up of the ghost's face, scowling in exasperated resignation.
Ghost: SCREW THIS. I'M JUST GONNA GO TO HELL.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A translucent green ghost of a man wakes hovering in the air, realizing "What the... I'm dead, but still here..." He floats behind his own balding body slumped at a desk before a computer, musing that he must have unfinished business and wondering what he was doing when he died. He peers at the monitor, which reads "Remaining student loans: $47,822.79." He recoils in horror, shouting "Oh come on!" Votey: a close-up of the ghost's exasperated, scowling face declaring, "Screw this. I'm just gonna go to hell."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.