job-interview
Original: job-interview on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Interviewer (a man seated behind a desk): SO, WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK FOR THIS COMPANY?
Panel 2:
Applicant (a man with flame-like orange hair, leaning forward eagerly): BECAUSE STATISTICAL ANALYSIS OF MID-ATLANTIC AMERICAN AGRICULTURAL DATA GIVES ME THE MOST INTENSE EROTIC SENSATION I CAN IMAGINE!
Panel 3:
Applicant (face contorted, tongue out, intense expression): IF I WORK HERE, MY WHOLE BODY WILL BECOME ONE GIANT NUMBER-CRUNCHING EROGENOUS ZONE!
Panel 4:
Interviewer: THAT SEEMS UNLIKELY.
Applicant: I GUESS IT'S PROBABLY THE PAYCHECK THEN.
Votey:
Caption (handwritten text): I WISH TO APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY FOR PANEL 3.
Interviewer (a man seated behind a desk): SO, WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK FOR THIS COMPANY?
Panel 2:
Applicant (a man with flame-like orange hair, leaning forward eagerly): BECAUSE STATISTICAL ANALYSIS OF MID-ATLANTIC AMERICAN AGRICULTURAL DATA GIVES ME THE MOST INTENSE EROTIC SENSATION I CAN IMAGINE!
Panel 3:
Applicant (face contorted, tongue out, intense expression): IF I WORK HERE, MY WHOLE BODY WILL BECOME ONE GIANT NUMBER-CRUNCHING EROGENOUS ZONE!
Panel 4:
Interviewer: THAT SEEMS UNLIKELY.
Applicant: I GUESS IT'S PROBABLY THE PAYCHECK THEN.
Votey:
Caption (handwritten text): I WISH TO APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY FOR PANEL 3.
Alt text
A four-panel comic of a job interview. Panel 1: an interviewer seated behind a desk asks an applicant, "So, why do you want to work for this company?" Panel 2: the applicant, a man with flame-like orange hair, leans forward grinning and replies, "Because statistical analysis of mid-Atlantic American agricultural data gives me the most intense erotic sensation I can imagine!" Panel 3: a close-up of the applicant's face wildly contorted with his tongue out as he exclaims, "If I work here, my whole BODY will become one giant number-crunching EROGENOUS ZONE!" Panel 4: the deadpan interviewer says, "That seems unlikely," and the applicant calmly answers, "I guess it's probably the paycheck then." Votey panel: handwritten text in an empty frame reads, "I wish to apologize immediately for panel 3."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.