exercise-2
Original: exercise-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Daughter (young woman with reddish-brown hair): Mom, did you really start dieseling?
Mom (older woman): Women tend to live longer than men, so if I outlive your mother, I enter a world chock-full of heterosexual women with no competition.
Panel 2:
Man (with helmet/cap): By the time I'm 90, it's 2 gals for every boy!
Panel 3:
Daughter: How much action do you really think you'll get from a great-grandma?
Mom: How much action do you really think you'll get from 2 lonely ladies with bad vision who might die tomorrow?
Panel 4:
Daughter: Listen to yourself. You sound insane.
Mom: I'm gonna tell Mom.
Daughter: I know. And I don't care.
Votey:
No legible text. A close-up showing an orange/red background with a dark open mouth and a pale green shape, with a small circle highlight near the upper right.
Daughter (young woman with reddish-brown hair): Mom, did you really start dieseling?
Mom (older woman): Women tend to live longer than men, so if I outlive your mother, I enter a world chock-full of heterosexual women with no competition.
Panel 2:
Man (with helmet/cap): By the time I'm 90, it's 2 gals for every boy!
Panel 3:
Daughter: How much action do you really think you'll get from a great-grandma?
Mom: How much action do you really think you'll get from 2 lonely ladies with bad vision who might die tomorrow?
Panel 4:
Daughter: Listen to yourself. You sound insane.
Mom: I'm gonna tell Mom.
Daughter: I know. And I don't care.
Votey:
No legible text. A close-up showing an orange/red background with a dark open mouth and a pale green shape, with a small circle highlight near the upper right.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic in which a young woman with reddish-brown hair argues with her older mother about dating demographics among the elderly. The mom reasons that since women outlive men, growing very old gives her a romantic advantage in a world full of single women with no male competition, joking that by age 90 there are two women for every man. The daughter pushes back, asking how much romance she really expects from lonely, near-death great-grandmothers, and tells her she sounds insane. The mom retorts that she's going to tell her own mother, and the daughter says she knows and doesn't care. The votey aftercomic is an extreme close-up of an orange-red face with a dark open mouth and a pale green shape inside, with a small circular highlight in the upper right corner.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.