okay
Original: okay on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Patient: Give it to me straight, doc. Am I gonna be okay?
Doctor: I should say it's time to make a list of things you want to accomplish in the next few months.
Panel 2:
Doctor: Oh no, no, you're okay. I just mean you're like 35 and you've done nothing with your life.
Panel 3:
Patient: So... it's terminal.
Panel 4:
Patient: Aw.
Panel 5:
Patient: Can I get opiates for that?
Doctor: May I recommend cocaine?
Votey:
Doctor (speech bubble): Cocaine is nature's coffee!
The patient leans in, intrigued, eyeing the doctor.
Patient: Give it to me straight, doc. Am I gonna be okay?
Doctor: I should say it's time to make a list of things you want to accomplish in the next few months.
Panel 2:
Doctor: Oh no, no, you're okay. I just mean you're like 35 and you've done nothing with your life.
Panel 3:
Patient: So... it's terminal.
Panel 4:
Patient: Aw.
Panel 5:
Patient: Can I get opiates for that?
Doctor: May I recommend cocaine?
Votey:
Doctor (speech bubble): Cocaine is nature's coffee!
The patient leans in, intrigued, eyeing the doctor.
Alt text
A four-panel comic in a doctor's office. Panel 1: A worried bald patient asks the doctor, 'Give it to me straight, doc. Am I gonna be okay?' The doctor replies, 'I should say it's time to make a list of things you want to accomplish in the next few months.' Panel 2: The doctor clarifies, 'Oh no, no, you're okay. I just mean you're like 35 and you've done nothing with your life.' Panel 3: The patient, deadpan, says, 'So... it's terminal.' Panel 4: The patient sighs, 'Aw.' Panel 5: The patient asks, 'Can I get opiates for that?' and the doctor offers, 'May I recommend cocaine?' Votey (bonus panel): A close-up of the doctor cheerfully holding up a speech bubble reading 'Cocaine is nature's coffee!' while the patient leans in, suddenly interested.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.