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hitchcock

Original: hitchcock on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1

A woman with reddish-blonde hair (Sally) looks down at a tablet she is holding, with a worried expression. A bearded man with round glasses stands beside her.

Sally: I mean, I don't really want it, but... did you use a flying drone camera... at sunset... and with a Hitchcock zoom at the end?

Bearded man: Me and my team, yeah. The only digital effects are the lens flares.

Caption (below panel): It was the greatest dick pic Sally had ever seen.

Votey:

A simple line-drawing of the woman's face, looking down and to the side.

Text (top): PUT ON SOME PANTS.

Text (lower right, beside the face): No.

Alt text

A worried reddish-blonde woman holds a tablet while a bearded man in round glasses stands beside her. She says, 'I mean, I don't really want it, but... did you use a flying drone camera... at sunset... and with a Hitchcock zoom at the end?' He replies, 'Me and my team, yeah. The only digital effects are the lens flares.' A caption below reads: 'It was the greatest dick pic Sally had ever seen.' Votey: a simple line drawing of the woman's face looking down, with text above reading 'PUT ON SOME PANTS.' and her reply beside her, 'No.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.