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Original: information on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A red-haired woman leans in close to a man lying in bed.
Man: MMM, I WANT YOU SO MUCH.
Panel 2: The red-haired woman pulls back slightly.
Woman: SAY, BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE, DO YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION AS TO THE LOCATION OF THE COOKIE JAR?
Panel 3: Close-up of the man's sweating face.
(no dialogue)
Panel 4: Close-up of the man's face, the woman beside him.
Man: GET OFF ME.
Man: ARE YOU WEARING A WIRE?!!
Panel 5: Close-up of the man's bare chest and the woman's torso, revealing she is wearing red bra and underwear with a small radio device tucked into the waistband.
(no dialogue)
Panel 6: The red-haired woman, now shown standing in red bra and underwear with a wire/radio device clipped to her, raises her hands.
Woman: NO...
Panel 7: Two child operatives wearing headphones sit at a surveillance station beneath a ladder, monitoring the conversation. One child clutches their head in panic.
Panicked child: THE JIG IS UP!
Other child (writing on a clipboard): SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN AND PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP!
Votey:
Hand-lettered text inside a panel:
TWIST: THE DAD IS THE COOKIE JAR.
Man: MMM, I WANT YOU SO MUCH.
Panel 2: The red-haired woman pulls back slightly.
Woman: SAY, BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE, DO YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION AS TO THE LOCATION OF THE COOKIE JAR?
Panel 3: Close-up of the man's sweating face.
(no dialogue)
Panel 4: Close-up of the man's face, the woman beside him.
Man: GET OFF ME.
Man: ARE YOU WEARING A WIRE?!!
Panel 5: Close-up of the man's bare chest and the woman's torso, revealing she is wearing red bra and underwear with a small radio device tucked into the waistband.
(no dialogue)
Panel 6: The red-haired woman, now shown standing in red bra and underwear with a wire/radio device clipped to her, raises her hands.
Woman: NO...
Panel 7: Two child operatives wearing headphones sit at a surveillance station beneath a ladder, monitoring the conversation. One child clutches their head in panic.
Panicked child: THE JIG IS UP!
Other child (writing on a clipboard): SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN AND PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP!
Votey:
Hand-lettered text inside a panel:
TWIST: THE DAD IS THE COOKIE JAR.
Alt text
A seven-panel SMBC comic. A red-haired woman gets intimate with a man in bed; he says 'Mmm, I want you so much.' She pulls back and asks, 'Say, before we make love, do you have any information as to the location of the cookie jar?' The man sweats, then shouts 'Get off me. Are you wearing a wire?!!' A close-up reveals she is indeed wired, with a small radio device tucked into her underwear. Standing in her bra and underwear with the wire exposed, she says 'No...' The final panel cuts to two children wearing headphones at a hidden surveillance station under a ladder; one panics 'The jig is up!' while the other orders 'Shut everything down and pretend to be asleep!' The joke: the children were running a sting operation to find the cookie jar. Votey (aftercomic): hand-lettered text reading 'TWIST: THE DAD IS THE COOKIE JAR.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.