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birthday

Original: birthday on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman (with long hair and glasses, looking distressed, mouth open): OH MY GOD! IT LOOKED PERFECTLY NORMAL, BUT THERE'S NO CANDY INSIDE! 90% OF ITS BODY MASS IS PARASITIC ROUNDWORMS!

Beside her, a young girl in a red shirt stands looking unhappy and unsettled.

Caption (below panel): And she never asked for a piñata again.

Votey:
A loose, sketchy drawing of a broken piñata in pink, orange, and blue, with a tangled mass of squiggly roundworms erupting out of its open top instead of candy.

Alt text

A distressed woman with long hair and glasses, mouth agape, exclaims to a young girl in a red shirt standing beside her: 'OH MY GOD! IT LOOKED PERFECTLY NORMAL, BUT THERE'S NO CANDY INSIDE! 90% OF ITS BODY MASS IS PARASITIC ROUNDWORMS!' The girl looks dismayed. A caption below reads: 'And she never asked for a piñata again.' Votey: a rough sketch of a colorful broken piñata with a tangle of squiggly worms pouring out of its top instead of candy.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.