2015-01-08
Original: 2015-01-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A smiling man with dark hair holds up a framed cubist painting toward a skeptical older man with gray hair in a suit.
Salesman (holding the painting): "But it IS a three-for-one sale! It's three different angles on the same object!"
Caption (below panel): Fun Fact: Cubism was originally a marketing scam.
Votey:
A close-up of a grinning man.
Man: "Wanna see ten naked ladies at once?"
A smiling man with dark hair holds up a framed cubist painting toward a skeptical older man with gray hair in a suit.
Salesman (holding the painting): "But it IS a three-for-one sale! It's three different angles on the same object!"
Caption (below panel): Fun Fact: Cubism was originally a marketing scam.
Votey:
A close-up of a grinning man.
Man: "Wanna see ten naked ladies at once?"
Alt text
A comic. An eager dark-haired salesman holds up a framed cubist painting toward a frowning, skeptical gray-haired man in a suit, pitching it: "But it IS a three-for-one sale! It's three different angles on the same object!" A caption beneath reads: "Fun Fact: Cubism was originally a marketing scam." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of a grinning man asks, "Wanna see ten naked ladies at once?" — the cubist sales pitch extended to nudes shown from many angles at once.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.