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2015-01-07

Original: 2015-01-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with reddish-brown hair, wearing a white shirt and an olive-green tie, smiles and speaks to a woman with dark brown hair seen from behind, wearing a red top.
Man: "HEY BABY — ARE YOU REGRETS? BECAUSE I WANNA HOLD ON TO YOU AND NEVER LET GO."

Votey:
A loosely sketched close-up of the man's grinning face.
Man: "I WANT YOU TO EAT ME UP INSIDE!"

Alt text

A man with reddish-brown hair in a white shirt and olive tie grins as he delivers a pickup line to a brown-haired woman seen from behind. His speech bubble reads: "Hey baby — are you regrets? Because I wanna hold on to you and never let go." The joke twists a romantic pickup line into a description of being consumed by regret. Votey: a rough black-and-white sketch of the same man's grinning face, adding: "I want you to eat me up inside!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.