2014-11-22
Original: 2014-11-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Header banner: YOU EVER WISH POPULAR SCIENCE WOULD BUY OUT COSMOPOLITAN?
Panel 1 (purple, star labeled "sex tip #27"): USE THE MOTION OF YOUR TONGUE TO SEND A SEXY SENTENCE IN BINARY. TRINARY IF YOU'RE NAUGHTY.
A pink-haired woman speaks a speech bubble filled with binary digits: 0100100001 0 / 11110110111 / 0111 / 0010011000010 / 11100100100 / 01
Panel 2 (blue, star labeled "sex tip #31"): COVER HIS BODY WITH IRON FILINGS, THEN USE STATIC ELECTRICITY TO GIVE HIM A MAGNETIC EVENING.
(Illustration: a hand with index finger extended, sparks coming off the fingertip.)
Panel 3 (dark red, star labeled "sex tip #16"): USE GAUSS'S THEOREM TO PREDICT EXACTLY HOW MUCH HE'LL EJACULATE.
(Illustration: the Gauss's law / divergence theorem equation, the closed double integral of E-vector dotted with dA-vector over surface A equals Q over epsilon-naught, beside a drawing of a Gaussian cylinder with field-flux arrows pointing outward.)
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Votey: 10 POINTS TO WHOEVER MAKES THE BEST STOKES' THEOREM JOKE
Panel 1 (purple, star labeled "sex tip #27"): USE THE MOTION OF YOUR TONGUE TO SEND A SEXY SENTENCE IN BINARY. TRINARY IF YOU'RE NAUGHTY.
A pink-haired woman speaks a speech bubble filled with binary digits: 0100100001 0 / 11110110111 / 0111 / 0010011000010 / 11100100100 / 01
Panel 2 (blue, star labeled "sex tip #31"): COVER HIS BODY WITH IRON FILINGS, THEN USE STATIC ELECTRICITY TO GIVE HIM A MAGNETIC EVENING.
(Illustration: a hand with index finger extended, sparks coming off the fingertip.)
Panel 3 (dark red, star labeled "sex tip #16"): USE GAUSS'S THEOREM TO PREDICT EXACTLY HOW MUCH HE'LL EJACULATE.
(Illustration: the Gauss's law / divergence theorem equation, the closed double integral of E-vector dotted with dA-vector over surface A equals Q over epsilon-naught, beside a drawing of a Gaussian cylinder with field-flux arrows pointing outward.)
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Votey: 10 POINTS TO WHOEVER MAKES THE BEST STOKES' THEOREM JOKE
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic styled as a science-magazine version of a Cosmopolitan sex-tips list, with a header banner reading "You ever wish Popular Science would buy out Cosmopolitan?" Each panel is a colored block with a magenta star bearing a "sex tip" number. Sex tip #27: "Use the motion of your tongue to send a sexy sentence in binary. Trinary if you're naughty." A pink-haired woman speaks a bubble crammed with binary digits. Sex tip #31: "Cover his body with iron filings, then use static electricity to give him a magnetic evening," illustrated by a hand sparking at the fingertip. Sex tip #16: "Use Gauss's theorem to predict exactly how much he'll ejaculate," illustrated with Gauss's law (the closed surface integral of E dot dA equals Q over epsilon-naught) and a Gaussian cylinder with outward flux arrows. Votey: a single hand-lettered panel reading "10 points to whoever makes the best Stokes' theorem joke."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.