2014-11-24
Original: 2014-11-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (top banner): THERE WERE SOME UNEXPECTED DOWNSIDES TO IMMORTALITY
Panel 1:
Interviewer (an older bald man with glasses, seated at a desk holding a sheet of paper, facing a job applicant): SORRY, WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH AT LEAST 150 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
Votey:
Interviewer (close-up of the bald man's face): YOU'RE JUST NOT BURGER KING MATERIAL
Panel 1:
Interviewer (an older bald man with glasses, seated at a desk holding a sheet of paper, facing a job applicant): SORRY, WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH AT LEAST 150 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
Votey:
Interviewer (close-up of the bald man's face): YOU'RE JUST NOT BURGER KING MATERIAL
Alt text
A top yellow banner reads 'THERE WERE SOME UNEXPECTED DOWNSIDES TO IMMORTALITY.' In the panel, a job applicant (seen from behind, with reddish-brown hair) sits across a desk from an older bald interviewer wearing glasses, who holds a sheet of paper. The interviewer says in a speech bubble: 'Sorry, we're looking for someone with at least 150 years of experience.' The joke is that an immortal person still gets rejected from jobs for not having enough experience. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the bald interviewer's face as he delivers the punchline: 'You're just not Burger King material' — revealing the rejection was for a fast-food job.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.