2014-11-26
Original: 2014-11-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A man sits on the edge of his bed at night, rubbing his face.
Man: UGH. I FEEL TERRIBLE. BETTER WEAR MY LUCKY PANTS TODAY.
Panel 2: The man, now standing and still shirtless, pulls on a pair of green pants.
Panel 3: A wide street scene. The man, now dressed and holding an orange bag, stands alone on the sidewalk waiting at a city street.
Panel 4: A city bus barrels into frame and strikes the man. A red "splat!" effect bursts at the point of impact. The bus reads: CITY BUS.
Panel 5: A folded newspaper lies on a surface. Its headline reads: PANTS MIRACULOUSLY SURVIVE HEAD-ON COLLISION! A handwritten note points to a photo of the pants: "Seen dating supermodel!"
Votey:
Close-up of a person wearing glasses leaning over and speaking down to someone (or something) lying in a hospital bed.
Person in glasses: THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING YOU'VE EVER DUMBED, DUMMY.
Man: UGH. I FEEL TERRIBLE. BETTER WEAR MY LUCKY PANTS TODAY.
Panel 2: The man, now standing and still shirtless, pulls on a pair of green pants.
Panel 3: A wide street scene. The man, now dressed and holding an orange bag, stands alone on the sidewalk waiting at a city street.
Panel 4: A city bus barrels into frame and strikes the man. A red "splat!" effect bursts at the point of impact. The bus reads: CITY BUS.
Panel 5: A folded newspaper lies on a surface. Its headline reads: PANTS MIRACULOUSLY SURVIVE HEAD-ON COLLISION! A handwritten note points to a photo of the pants: "Seen dating supermodel!"
Votey:
Close-up of a person wearing glasses leaning over and speaking down to someone (or something) lying in a hospital bed.
Person in glasses: THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING YOU'VE EVER DUMBED, DUMMY.
Alt text
A five-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a man sits on his bed at night rubbing his face, saying "Ugh. I feel terrible. Better wear my lucky pants today." Panel 2: he stands and pulls on green pants. Panel 3: dressed and holding an orange bag, he waits alone on a city sidewalk. Panel 4: a vehicle labeled "CITY BUS" slams into him with a red "splat!" effect. Panel 5: a newspaper headline reads "PANTS MIRACULOUSLY SURVIVE HEAD-ON COLLISION!" with a handwritten note beside a photo of the pants: "Seen dating supermodel!" The joke: the lucky pants survived and thrived while their wearer did not. Votey: a close-up of a bespectacled person leaning over a hospital bed and saying to the patient, "This is the dumbest thing you've ever dumbed, dummy."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.