2014-09-12
Original: 2014-09-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with brown hair and beard: There's no way we'll find the Valley of the Unicorn. They don't make sense. Every other similar species has two horns or none.
Panel 2:
Woman with dark hair: What about the narwhal?
Panel 3:
Man: Common misconception. That's not a horn. That's... that's...
Panel 4:
A unicorn looking smug.
Woman (off-panel, in speech bubble): It's a modified tooth!
Votey:
YOU'RE WELCOME, REDDIT.
Man with brown hair and beard: There's no way we'll find the Valley of the Unicorn. They don't make sense. Every other similar species has two horns or none.
Panel 2:
Woman with dark hair: What about the narwhal?
Panel 3:
Man: Common misconception. That's not a horn. That's... that's...
Panel 4:
A unicorn looking smug.
Woman (off-panel, in speech bubble): It's a modified tooth!
Votey:
YOU'RE WELCOME, REDDIT.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A bearded man and a dark-haired woman hike outdoors; the man says there's no way they'll find the Valley of the Unicorn because unicorns don't make sense — every similar species has either two horns or none. Panel 2: The woman asks, "What about the narwhal?" Panel 3: The man, caught off guard, says, "Common misconception. That's not a horn. That's... that's..." Panel 4: A smug-looking unicorn appears as the woman triumphantly finishes the man's sentence: "It's a modified tooth!" — implying the unicorn's horn, like the narwhal's, is actually a modified tooth, undermining his argument. Votey (aftercomic): A hand-lettered panel reading "YOU'RE WELCOME, REDDIT."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.