2014-09-16
Original: 2014-09-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with long hair, a mustache, and a partially unbuttoned shirt revealing a hairy chest speaks to a blonde person.
Man: BABY, I AM A SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS.
Panel 2:
Header bar: LATER...
The two are now in bed together, the man on top of the blonde person.
Blonde person: WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR HANDS MORE?
Man: I WARNED YOU ABOUT THAT!
Votey:
Caption: SOME PALEONTOLOGIST READING THIS:
An annoyed-looking person speaks.
Person: T. Rex DID OTHER THINGS THAN HAVING TINY ARMS!
A man with long hair, a mustache, and a partially unbuttoned shirt revealing a hairy chest speaks to a blonde person.
Man: BABY, I AM A SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS.
Panel 2:
Header bar: LATER...
The two are now in bed together, the man on top of the blonde person.
Blonde person: WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR HANDS MORE?
Man: I WARNED YOU ABOUT THAT!
Votey:
Caption: SOME PALEONTOLOGIST READING THIS:
An annoyed-looking person speaks.
Person: T. Rex DID OTHER THINGS THAN HAVING TINY ARMS!
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a long-haired, mustached man with an open shirt and hairy chest leans toward a blonde person and declares, 'Baby, I am a sexual tyrannosaurus.' Panel 2, labeled 'Later...': the two are in bed together, the man on top. The blonde person asks, 'Why don't you use your hands more?' and the man replies, 'I warned you about that!' — the joke being he is living up to being a T. rex, which has tiny, nearly useless arms. Votey panel: under the caption 'Some paleontologist reading this:', an irritated person protests, 'T. Rex did other things than having tiny arms!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.