2014-09-15
Original: 2014-09-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Old woman: HELP! THAT MAN STOLE MY PURSE!
Purple-skinned hero (Opposite Man): HAVE NO FEAR! MOM MAN IS HERE!
Panel 2:
Old woman: OH GOD. ARE YOU GOING TO DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANT?
Opposite Man: NO! I WAS DISGUISED! I'M ACTUALLY ANTI-CLIMAX MAN!
Panel 3:
Old woman: SO... NOTHING WILL HAPPEN NOW?
Anti-Climax Man (now in a dark cowl): NO! THIS IS A DISGUISE! I'M ACTUALLY SUDDEN CHANGES MAN!
Panel 4:
Old woman: NOTHING HAPPENED.
Batman: OF COURSE NOT! FOR I AM REALLY BATMAN!
Panel 5:
Old woman: THEN HELP!
Batman: I CAN'T. I'M NOT BATMAN. I'M DISTRACTION MAN!
(A red hat is flying/being thrown into frame.)
Panel 6:
Old woman: SO WHAT NOW?
Figure now wearing the red hat: I GO GET MY SHARE OF THAT PURSE.
Votey:
(No text.) A close-up of the villain's face under the wide red hat, eyes glaring, mouth bared in a menacing grin against a dark red background.
Old woman: HELP! THAT MAN STOLE MY PURSE!
Purple-skinned hero (Opposite Man): HAVE NO FEAR! MOM MAN IS HERE!
Panel 2:
Old woman: OH GOD. ARE YOU GOING TO DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANT?
Opposite Man: NO! I WAS DISGUISED! I'M ACTUALLY ANTI-CLIMAX MAN!
Panel 3:
Old woman: SO... NOTHING WILL HAPPEN NOW?
Anti-Climax Man (now in a dark cowl): NO! THIS IS A DISGUISE! I'M ACTUALLY SUDDEN CHANGES MAN!
Panel 4:
Old woman: NOTHING HAPPENED.
Batman: OF COURSE NOT! FOR I AM REALLY BATMAN!
Panel 5:
Old woman: THEN HELP!
Batman: I CAN'T. I'M NOT BATMAN. I'M DISTRACTION MAN!
(A red hat is flying/being thrown into frame.)
Panel 6:
Old woman: SO WHAT NOW?
Figure now wearing the red hat: I GO GET MY SHARE OF THAT PURSE.
Votey:
(No text.) A close-up of the villain's face under the wide red hat, eyes glaring, mouth bared in a menacing grin against a dark red background.
Alt text
A tall six-panel SMBC comic. An old woman cries that a man stole her purse. A purple-skinned masked hero announces "Have no fear! Mom Man is here!" When she worries he'll do the opposite of what she wants, he says no, he was disguised and is actually Anti-Climax Man. She asks if that means nothing will happen; he says no, that was a disguise too, he's Sudden Changes Man, now drawn in a dark cowl. She flatly says "Nothing happened," and he declares he is really Batman. When she begs him to help, Batman says he can't because he's not Batman, he's Distraction Man, as a red hat flies into frame. The figure, now wearing the wide red hat, says he'll go get his share of that purse, revealing he is in on the theft. Votey: a menacing close-up of the villain's face under the wide red hat, glaring eyes and bared grin on a dark red background.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.