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2014-09-09

Original: 2014-09-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman (blonde, to the man): You know, honey, it takes more muscles to frown than to smile!

Panel 2:
Man: You're not counting the fact that I reflexively clench my anus whenever I take a smile.

Panel 3:
The woman stares with an annoyed, deadpan expression.

Panel 4:
The man grins. A caption bubble in the corner reads: STOP IT!

Votey:
A close-up drawing of the man's face with a wide, strained grin.

Alt text

A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a blonde woman tells a man, "You know, honey, it takes more muscles to frown than to smile!" Panel 2: the man replies, "You're not counting the fact that I reflexively clench my anus whenever I take a smile." Panel 3: the woman gives an unamused, flat stare. Panel 4: the man grins broadly while a small bubble reads "STOP IT!" The votey is a tight close-up of the man's face wearing a wide, slightly strained grin.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.