2014-06-28
Original: 2014-06-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A young girl stands at a microphone on a stage in front of a red curtain, eyes closed, dressed in a blue dress with a yellow sash and matching blue shoes.
Girl (into microphone): "ZEPHYR. F-U-C-K-I-N-G-P-O-I-N-T-L-E-S-S. ZEPHYR."
Caption below comic: "This is the best way to lose at a spelling bee."
Votey:
Close-up of the same girl at the microphone, now turned away with an annoyed/defiant expression, walking off.
A young girl stands at a microphone on a stage in front of a red curtain, eyes closed, dressed in a blue dress with a yellow sash and matching blue shoes.
Girl (into microphone): "ZEPHYR. F-U-C-K-I-N-G-P-O-I-N-T-L-E-S-S. ZEPHYR."
Caption below comic: "This is the best way to lose at a spelling bee."
Votey:
Close-up of the same girl at the microphone, now turned away with an annoyed/defiant expression, walking off.
Alt text
A cartoon young girl in a blue dress stands at a microphone on a stage with a red curtain behind her, eyes closed. Her speech bubble reads: "ZEPHYR. F-U-C-K-I-N-G-P-O-I-N-T-L-E-S-S. ZEPHYR." A caption beneath reads: "This is the best way to lose at a spelling bee." The joke: she correctly states and re-states the word but spells out an obscene insult instead of the actual letters, guaranteeing she loses. Votey: a close-up of the girl turning away from the mic with a sour, defiant look as she walks off.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.