2014-06-26
Original: 2014-06-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Joker (green hair, white face, purple suit, to Batman): Hey, Batman. You've been fighting my villainmen for six straight hours. How is it that you've never stopped to pee?
Panel 2:
Batman: My urethra is catheterized. I am constantly emitting a fine mist of urine.
Panel 3 (a TV news graphic):
NEWZ.net
JOKER SURRENDERS TO CAPED CRUSADER
(Joker appears in the corner with a horrified expression, saying:) Ew
Votey:
A thought bubble above a glum-looking bearded man (the cartoonist): WHY HASN'T DC HIRED ME YET?
Joker (green hair, white face, purple suit, to Batman): Hey, Batman. You've been fighting my villainmen for six straight hours. How is it that you've never stopped to pee?
Panel 2:
Batman: My urethra is catheterized. I am constantly emitting a fine mist of urine.
Panel 3 (a TV news graphic):
NEWZ.net
JOKER SURRENDERS TO CAPED CRUSADER
(Joker appears in the corner with a horrified expression, saying:) Ew
Votey:
A thought bubble above a glum-looking bearded man (the cartoonist): WHY HASN'T DC HIRED ME YET?
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic parodying Batman. Panel 1: the Joker, with green hair, white face, and a purple suit, asks Batman, "Hey, Batman. You've been fighting my villainmen for six straight hours. How is it that you've never stopped to pee?" Panel 2: a close-up of Batman, jaw clenched, replying, "My urethra is catheterized. I am constantly emitting a fine mist of urine." Panel 3: a TV news chyron reading "NEWZ.net — JOKER SURRENDERS TO CAPED CRUSADER," with a horrified Joker in the corner saying "Ew." The joke: Batman's gross solution to never needing a bathroom break disgusts the Joker into surrendering. Votey (aftercomic): a glum, bearded man (the cartoonist) with a thought bubble reading "WHY HASN'T DC HIRED ME YET?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.