ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2014-03-25

Original: 2014-03-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (single panel):

Text at top: "ALL I'M SAYING IS, TECHNICALLY, YOU DON'T KNOW THIS IS FALSE:"

The panel is divided diagonally. The large upper-left region is densely filled with a repeating pattern (a tightly packed crowd of small figures), labeled: "DENSELY PACKED HITLERS". A small triangular wedge at the bottom-right is shaded blue and labeled: "YOUR FIELD OF VIEW".

Votey:

A bespectacled person (offscreen partner) says: "WHAT IF YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR."

A second person, shown from behind/profile, replies: "TOO RISKY."

Alt text

Main comic: a single panel with caption at top reading "ALL I'M SAYING IS, TECHNICALLY, YOU DON'T KNOW THIS IS FALSE:". The square panel is split by a diagonal line. The huge upper-left area is packed wall-to-wall with tiny repeating figures and is labeled "DENSELY PACKED HITLERS," while only a small blue triangular sliver in the bottom-right corner is labeled "YOUR FIELD OF VIEW" — the joke being that the entire world outside your narrow line of sight could secretly be crammed with Hitlers and you'd never know.

Votey: A two-person exchange. A bespectacled person asks, "WHAT IF YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR." The other person, drawn from behind, answers warily, "TOO RISKY."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.